If you were the ugliest fish in the sea
That would only increase your appeal to me
Epipelagic depths that I would go to
Cause I love you and you know too
some fish sound like they were named by a kid
like cookie cutter sharks and strawberry squid
dunno what an oarfish or barreleye does
and it really doesn’t matter because
If you were the ugliest fish in the sea
That would only increase your appeal to me
Mesopelegic depths that I would go to
Cause I love you and you know too
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You seem to be fascinated by everything fishy
slimy glowing tentacled transparent and generally squishy.
Even ugly creatures need love,
so I refer you to the chorus above
If you were the ugliest fish in the sea
That would only increase your appeal to me
Ridiculous depths that I would go to
Cause I love you and you know too
some might say you’re cute as a button
but cremini that ain’t nuttin’
including shiitake because I can
if if there’s a morel it’s nothing more than
If you were the ugliest fish in the sea
That would only increase your appeal to me
Bathypelagic depths that I would go to
Cause I love you and you know too
Making pizza or a salad
Some toppings are invalid but
If you’re fun gal you should be invited
And that’s why I have decided
If you were the ugliest fish in the sea
That would only increase your appeal to me
Abyssopelagic depths that I would go to
Cause I love you and you know too
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what would you name the ugliest fish in the sea?
Salmon or Gillfunkel, maybe Moby
or Sushi or Chowder or Taco or Stew
though I’m pretty sure we’d never do that to you
If you were the ugliest fish in the sea
That would only increase your appeal to me
Hadal zones that I would go to
Cause I love you and you know too
If you were the ugliest fish in the sea
That would only increase your appeal to me
O the depths that I would go to
Cause I love you and you know too