If I Had a Million Dollars

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If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a house, (I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile)
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And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love.

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(If I had a million dollars) I’d build a tree fort in our yard
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(If I had a million dollars) You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
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(If I had a million dollars) Maybe we could put, like, a
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little tiny fridge in there somewhere……

(in which we talk about the fridge and what we would find in it)

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If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama, or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love.

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(If I had a million dollars) We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
(If I had a million dollars) We’d take a limousine cause it costs more
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(If I had a million dollars) We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner……

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If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress that’s cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some art (A Picasso, or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey (Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
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If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love.

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(If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars
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If I had a million d – o – l – l – a – r – s, I’d be rich