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You should have married Andrew Jackson
I know that you think more of him than me
I’ll bet Ben Franklin would be fine with you
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and that’s fine with me as far as I can see
Alexander Hamilton is only half as much
as Andrew Jackson in your twisted mind
George Washington is peanuts and Lincoln’s not much more
but Grover Cleveland would be quite a find
too bad Woodrow Wilson don’t circulate no more
got your hands on him he’d never leave
but give me just one Roosevelt to call a cab
and I’ll be gone for good you’d best believe